Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Snow in Texas?
The boys were super excited this morning.
I've never seen them get dressed so fast.
Anson and Hayden had lots of fun.
There is a snowball in my freezer.
Ashton would go outside, and then come in crying..."It's so cold. I'm so cold."
That's my boy.
Cold hurts me, disables me, and makes me want to cry.
As I was getting ready I heard this in the kitchen...
Hayden: You get the hot water ready.
Anson: Okay, go outside and do it and I'll bring the hot water out there.
That's when I decided to intervene.
Me: Do what?
Hayden: (extremely excited, as if this is still a good idea, even with his mother looking at him like he's lost his mind) I'm going to go stick my tongue on that pole out there. (He starts jumping up and down so excited.)
It is a MIRACLE this child is still alive...a miracle.
Apparently, he saw this on America's Funniest Home Videos.
I told him he was not sticking his tongue to a pole.
"What? Why?" he asked...like I'm the crazy one.
To this I replied...
"Hayden, I have not had enough coffee this morning to deal with you. Please go do your math."