Ashton doesn't have any new songs ready today.
Let's all take a moment and pretend we go to this church:
I had to look this up, because I thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit.
The fact that it ISN'T makes it just that much more wonderful.
Don't miss the white boy breaking it down during his solo.
Make sure your bladder has recently been emptied in the proper location, or it might be emptied in an improper one.