Monday, November 24, 2008

Instead of Ashton...

Ashton doesn't have any new songs ready today.

So, instead...

Let's all take a moment and pretend we go to this church:



I had to look this up, because I thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit.

The fact that it ISN'T makes it just that much more wonderful.

Don't miss the white boy breaking it down during his solo.

Make sure your bladder has recently been emptied in the proper location, or it might be emptied in an improper one.

12 comments:

thoughtsbyryan said...

I'm so glad this finally made the blog!

You know... if Aaron would let his hair grow out just a tad... slick it back and purchase a suit... we too could have worship experiences like this. I would be more than happy to play one of the 2 keyboards (I kinda prefer "truth" over "present" though).

D.O. said...

I agree with Ryan.

Why pretend that we go to this church when we could make our church like this one!

Glory.

Hendrick Family said...

Now that you two mention it, I am indeed ashamed for limiting God.

I'm going to repent now and start praying for Aaron's hair to grow out, I am going to start claiming the robot in the name of Jesus, and praying that D.O will turn into a girl...an anointed fly girl.

thoughtsbyryan said...

"anointed fly girl"... that made my day.

Kacie said...

yeah, this cracked me up too when I first saw it. My husband said it creeped him out.... I looked into it, and it turns out they are a cult from rural Ohio.

Connie said...

My mouth is still open.

Yeah.

Seriously?

I'm so confused.

I'm stealing this and putting it on my blog RIGHT NOW.

Hendrick Family said...

Well...

Aaron just researched this group on Wikipedia, and wow.

They are so weird, he couldn't even read about them out loud in front of the kids.

Creepy!

Becca said...

is this really a church. That is really disturbing if it is. Wow they must have a choreographer though. :)

emily said...

I guess that guy earned the headset cause he needed his hands free for the wicked solo act.

marylou said...

that is so funny. where in the world do you find this stuff? i'm probably gonna be singing that song in my head all day now.

Becky said...

seriously?

bighousetx said...

Okay, that is it, I think I missed my calling. I could totally be a choreographer for Jesus! Can you imagine? That was the funniest thing ever. Now, don't get me wrong, if you wanna break it down old school in worship that is fine with me. But the whole bad moonwalking to a funky beat, is so disturbing!