Friday, August 29, 2008
Come on...you can tell us
If I had a dollar for how many times I've heard this phrase in a house filled with boys....
"I thought it was just a toot mom....but it was poop."
I'd be rich enough to throw their pooped in underwear in the trash and buy new ones.
We would be able to afford disposable underwear.
No matter what, someone pooing in their pants is funny.
I try to be annoyed with the boys when they underestimate their toots, but come on...once you have passed up the time when it's acceptable to poop in your pants, and then you do it...it's funny.
What's even funnier is that when you do poop your pants, what you do AFTER or BEFORE it happens is the funniest part.
In such a state of panic and terror, people do hilarious things to try to stop it or hide it.
I'm laughing thinking of the poop in your pants stories I know of from friends.
So, I was thinking...
I think it's about time that we all came together and shared our poop in our pants stories.
You can post anonymously.
I don't mind.
But let's share.
This is something we've all done.
Well...actually, Aaron and D.O. are sitting here, and I just said...
"Have you ever pooped in your pants?"
They said they haven't.
Then they thought about it and changed their tune a little.
Well...maybe they have, but just a little bit.
Then D.O. said, "Why are you asking me? Did you just poop your pants?"
But they thought that maybe, since I was getting internet for the first time in a million years, that I had pooped my pants, but was so engrossed in my blog writing that I was going to sit in it.
That's not the case.
I didn't poop my pants writing this post.
I don't even kind of need to go.
But I want to hear your poop stories...anonymously, if you need to...that's understandable.
I'll tell mine in the comment section.
My boys need to hear it. They need to know they are not the only nastys.
Pooping in your pants is not just for little boys.