That's going to be my new saying when something is really great.
When we go to a fantastic concert and people ask us how it was...
I'm going to say...
"Amazing...like peeing in the river."
There were so many firsts during my camping trip.
Peeing in a river was one of those firsts.
For days, I wouldn't do it.
That's just gross.
Who pees in the river?
Well, when I took a poll...everyone. Everyone on our trip was peeing in the river except me.
but sort of exciting.
The first time I peed in the river I announced it to everyone.
I stood there...
in the water and declared...
"I'm peeing in the river."
It was exhilarating.
The river was cold.
My tee-tee was hot.
It was one of the most wonderful, relaxing feelings.
I was peeing on myself and enjoying it.
It felt EXACTLY like having your water broken.
Who doesn't enjoy that?
Sitting in that cold room, shivering...and then that hot liquid comes pouring out of your body.
I love it.
And, there are not many things I love about childbirth.
Oh..I love seeing the anesthesiologist walk into the room.
I love it so much that I once told the anesthesiologist that I loved him.
Really. I said that...and I DEEPLY meant it.
Just wanted everyone to know that I pee in rivers.
Heather Hilton pees...
If I were anywhere near a river right now, I would pee in it.