Can anyone help me FIGure out what to do with a bunch of figs?
We have a big fig tree in our yard and it's FULL of these little purple fruits.
Since nothing fig related has ever ignited thoughts of ecstasy within my soul, I'm sort of clueless as to what to do with these...but people keep seeing the tree and saying with such joy..."You have a fig tree?" They seem so happy and a little jealous...and yet, I'm not sure what all this happiness is really about.
What are figs good for?
Figgy pudding? Is that even real? I thought figgy pudding was like ghosts.
I won't lie...that is my favorite part of the song...because for some reason, I can't help but shake my head while saying the figgy pudding part...I always thought the consensus was that we were joking in this little diddy...everyone knows we are just kidding...right...we really don't want someone to bring us that...who REALLY wants figgy pudding?
A Christmas tin filled with Heather Gernenz's puppy chow. Yes. Someone should bring me that.
Or a cup of raspberry mocha coffee from Starbucks...yep...someone should bring me some of that...
But figgy pudding?
No. You can keep it.
We might as well say, "Oh bring us some nasty skin lesions, oh bring us some nasty skin lesions, oh bring us some nasty skin lesions and bring them right now."
The only other thing I can think of are fig newtons?
Who wants fig newtons when you can have a cookie instead...or really anything else instead?
What should I do with figs?
Here's what we know so far...
We're not eating them raw.
After a dissection, we found out that they look like an ovary on the inside.
As in you have personally eaten that idea and it was a positive experience?