Saturday, May 12, 2007

Down with Words With No Closure



I hate the word, "sofa" because when you're finished saying it, your mouth is still open...open like a deep sleeping mouth...
And those are the most unattractive kinds of mouths.
And they usually smell.

2 comments:

texasmcvays said...

Al, Al Gore is that you? I really do like what you've done with your hair!

Hendrick Family said...

Seriously. Just say the word, "sofa" and see how your mouth lands. Say it and sit in the sofa saying finished position. Even better...

Go say the word, "sofa" in front of a mirror and when you're done saying it, let your mouth hang there.

It's down right horrid.

Just horrid.